Hilarious Holy Typos: Top 10 Funniest Church Bulletin


Laughter invades the sacred spaces of our churches. You'll laugh out loud when you read this collection of humorous errors in church newspapers that I found. It's amazing how one little mistake or misstatement can make a serious message seem completely absurd.

In order to share the happiness and love that God has given us, let us laugh at these hilarious church bulletin mistakes. Laughter is a wonderful way to share your happiness and love with others.


May the sharing of these light-hearted anecdotes remind us that our faith is about more than solemnity and seriousness. It's also about discovering happiness, comedy and lightness in the idiosyncrasies and mistakes that make us human.

Let's have some fun together, my fellow believers!

The following is a list of the Top 10 Funniest Church Bulletin Typos of All Time.

  • Hoot if you love Jesus... Text while driving if you want to meet Him.

  • Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited --- until you try to get into their pew. [George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]

  • Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

  • A lot of church members who are singing "Standing On The Promises" are just sitting on the premises. [Sr. Monique Rysavy]

  • On a church bulletin during the minister’s illness: GOD IS GOOD; Dr. Hargreaves is better.

  • Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

  • The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”

  • The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

  • Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.

  • The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

  • Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.

  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

  • The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?”. Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  • Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

  • Ushers will eat latecomers.

  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Remember, laughter is a gift from above that brings people together. It uplifts our spirits, eases our burdens, and creates a sense of camaraderie within our church family. So, let us revel in these church bulletin bloopers and cherish the moments of uncontrollable laughter they bring.

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